About Me
MyHotComments A few weeks ago, I went to the car wash, the one on Branch Avenue where
Circuit City use to be, and next to the McDonalds. Anywho, I pull up
to the vaccum section. Well, next to me to my right is a HOT BROTHA in
a NIIIIICE BMW. Then on the left of me is another brotha in a Benz.
The one in the BMW was CUTE and we made eye contact and he said "hey,
how u doin"....I said "fine now that I'm here talking to you".....he
smiled. I was lookin real cute on this day...couldn't tell me nuffin.
But something kept telling me before I even pulled up to the carwash to
go home and don't worry about it..but noooo, I had to be hardheaded...
Anyway, so I started in the back. I took the mats out and started
vacuuming the floors in the back..then I did the mats. Meanwhile, the
guy to my right is checking me out....(cuz u know a sista had to bend
ova to get down on the floors n what not.) So, I was finished with the
back and threw the nozzle up to the front...rushing because I didn't
want the machine to turn off. So I go up to the front passenger side of
my car to grab the nozzle so I can vaccum the front. So I grab the
nozzle and you ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and the only thing I heard
was SWISSSHHHHH WOOOOOOOF!!! The dayum nozzle snatched da wig clean off
my head!!! I couldn't believe it.... And then on top of that, I had on
a pair of old panty hose on my head, wif da legs tied in a knot, wif da
crotch sittin right on top of my head near my forehead...!!!!! Ghetto
as hell chile...only because my son has been wearing my wig stockins
trying to get waves!!!!
So, I'm in the car just fighting to get my wig back...we were
struggling..and the more I fought with that possessed nozzle, the more
it sucked my wig in....I'm sweatin, all outta breath...and so finally,
the machine cuts off and my wig is halfway lodged in the hose....so i'm
mad as hell, hot, sweatin and outta breath, and the same said dude (in
the BMW) that I was flirting with came over and was like..."are u
ok"....now mind u, I had to get out the car cuz my mats were on the
side..and I was SO EMBARRASSED, cuz now I got this stockin cap on my
head, and he is trying his hardest not to laugh....but I could see it in
his face. I just wanted to crawl under my car....fa real. The only
thing I could say was "uh huh..." He said something else, but I just
turned my back because I'm standing there holding a nozzle with half a
wig stuck in it. I grabbed my wig (her name was KATHY) and just threw
it in the car. Lint was everywhere. Meanwhile, now every cute guy in
DC wants to pull up. Don't forget I gotta walk around my car to get in
on the drivers side. I was dyin on the inside.
i am down to earth,stright up and am also out spoken gotta love me for that. lol If i tell you more i might have to kill you lol, so lets save the rest of details for a more personal conversation. lol MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments 
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Interests
MyHotCommentsMiss Independent - Ne-Yo MyHotComments i like going out with friends meeting new people and having fun. I also enjoy conversating with people with different interest ( so i'll learn more)and certaintly enjoy lomg afternoon walks. not forgetting to mention that i love cooking......
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Favorite Movies
brown sugar,the wood, 2 can play that game, amarican pie (all),getting played, stump the yard, house party 1-4, college trip, road trip, how to be a player, how to loose a guy in ten days, ten things i hatr about you, why did i get marry, meet the browns, i think i love my wife, bonrs, wrong tern 1-2, saw 2, pluse sex and the city, wanted , hulk 2 and hell boy two.
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Favorite TV Shows
friends, my wife and kids, i love my wife,every boby loves raymond, so you think you can dance, etc.
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Favorite Books
summer magic,under the mistletoe, the hired husband , her special charm, night games illusion of love and the hidden heart etc.   Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com
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Favorite Quote
There is no way i could share a bed with him and remain celibate, im certain of this because of his kiss-not a deep, sole kiss, but still a kiss withch left me wanting more. I try rationalizing my wanting more is due to lack of intimacy for more years than i want to remember, but i must be honest with myself. Oh damn he can turn me on with just a glance. There's something so mysteriously sensual about him that my inside quiver with an awareness of my femininity that no man could elicit. It is exciting as well as frightening. i don't know what will happen between us-there's no guarantee anything will-however, a secret voice is telling me to enjoy it, while the voice of reason says "don't go there." i suppose i'm going to have to let it play out. MyHotComments
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